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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-11-7)

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 01:50:12 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-11-7):

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-10-31)

Wed, 03 Nov 2010 18:16:21 -0400

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-10-31):

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Photo

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 23:32:04 -0500

Pinocchio paradox! I broke your brains!

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 21:07:33 -0500

Pinocchio paradox! I broke your brains!

tussle tussle

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 21:41:00 -0500

Last night, Brother and I were involved in our seemingly daily ritual - an incredibly epic tussle. As the battle moved from the upstairs to the downstairs, we paused, midway down the stairs, to regain our strength. Once we resumed, I gave my brother a shove (not even that hard!), and he fell right through the wall. We hid the damage as best we could, and created an elaborate excuse as to why there was a giant hole now in the wall.

After throwing a softball down the stairs, which was supposed to simulate the noise of someone falling down them, we told my father, who came running, that Brother had tripped and put his knee into the wall. However, my father, who I can only assume read our minds at that very moment (Is my father Professor X? I will have to keep an eye out for teams of mutants running around in my basement), did not believe that for a second. Brother is a brutal actor. His pain face is not believable at all. As a mental note for next time I decide to shove someone through a wall, I should do it to Leonardo Dicaprio, who I am sure has quite the believable pain face. Now, I am faced with the task of either repairing and painting drywall, which I have no idea how to do, or paying someone a whole bunch of dollars to do it for me. Whats a boy to do?

Apparently, Kanye West is a cyborg

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 14:19:00 -0500

I sorta kinda like Kanye West. Today I downloaded his new album. He apparently is a cyborg, and sings like a robot. Why is this popular?

An accurate pie chart.

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 10:55:00 -0500

An accurate pie chart.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-11-16)

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 14:06:32 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-11-16):

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I made a snowman.

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 01:48:10 -0500

I made a snowman.

Why doesn't my grocery store have a bacon section?!?!?

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 13:51:39 -0500

Why doesn't my grocery store have a bacon section?!?!?

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-11-9)

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 14:44:16 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-11-9):

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Tonight

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 01:29:31 -0500

My friend and I attempted to get into the ticket scalping business. We have had some successes and some failures. Tonight was a definite failure. We bought Smashing Pumpkin tickets thinking they would be easy to flip. This was not the case. Stuck with the tickets, we went down tonight to try to either sell the tickets to a real scalper, or see the show. The best offer we got was $30 for the pair, so we went inside.

What a piece of shit. I wanted to leave during the first 20 minute, prog-rock piece of garbage they subjected us to. I actually paid more attention to the election on my phone than to the next half hour of songs, not one which of which I had heard beforehand. And we left during the encore, during another headache enducing prog-rock ballad. There were maybe 5 songs in total that I knew and they didn’t even play “Bullet With Butterfly Wings”, probably the only song I would have paid to have listened to.

I am more than upset.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-11-2)

Sun, 02 Nov 2008 21:22:30 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-11-2):

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sugerbuzz: peterwknox: officed:iveneverheardofyou:thedailywhat:...

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:32:30 -0400

sugerbuzz:

peterwknox:

officed:iveneverheardofyou:thedailywhat:

Hollywood is back with another voting PSA.

This time they’ve decided to skip the “don’t vote” shtick because everyone was taking them seriously.

(via.)

So important. So good. I love it. Worth 5 reblogs.

You know I love ‘em.

I watched this the other day, excited that Steven Speilberg directed it. It might be the most boring 5 minutes of his directing career, haha.

Today, I did new exercises

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:44:38 -0400

They made my knees so wobbly that I fell down some stairs.

Nifty nifty

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0400

Nifty nifty:

My brain liked this.

sugerbuzz: (via paperbackgirl)Okay actually, I’ve read this...

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:15:08 -0400

sugerbuzz:

(via paperbackgirl)

Okay actually, I’ve read this book.

HAHA, so have I!

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-10-26)

Sun, 26 Oct 2008 12:34:22 -0400

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-10-26):

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Lisa, recall when I told you I was in a crime group? After a...

Sun, 26 Oct 2008 00:48:00 -0400

Lisa, recall when I told you I was in a crime group? After a recent crime, our crime group crossed paths with a rival crime group. This is what happened. It means crime group wars.

WTF Broccoli

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 16:47:40 -0400

WTF Broccoli:

This made me laugh.