lfar:
lfar:
REASON #2: You can’t hold hands.http://tenreasonsitwouldruletodateaunicorn.com/
I would definitely date a unicorn.
Dear unicorns everywhere:
While I appreciate your qualities, this comic implies that dating you is synonymous with making you be my slave. When I look for somebody to date, there are many qualities I look for (including sense of humour, ability to turn mosquitoes into jelly beans, interest in using graphs and other visuals to communicate data, good teeth, competitive spirit, and whether or not they get annoying after a while) but I wouldn’t love you less if you didn’t feel like giving sleigh rides, or if your appearance drew buckets of suspicion. I’d love you just the way you are, moderately decent substitute parachute or not.
Don’t let people use you like this, unicorns. Avoid Matt Jones… he seems ill intentioned, if you ask me. Date me instead.
Love Lisa
(ps, I will demand rainbows, though)
Shut your dirty filthy mouth Lisa Farlow, if that is really your name. It is obvious any unicorn would rather be with me, than yourself.
Reasons:
- I can complete a Rubik’s cube.
- I am really great at catching things.
- I too can change mosquitos into jelly beans.
- I am four popped collar cool.
- I am a Jedi.
- I was in ZZ Top. Here is our photograph.
-And last but not least, I had a unicorn girlfriend for like 8 months once. We were going steady and everything.
